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    <title>Foreign Devil!!!</title>
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    <description>The future is broken. Garth &#8216;Nickels&#8217; N&#8217;Chalez doesn&#8217;t know how he knows the future is broken, but after being invited to enjoy a ten-year stint in Trinity&#8217;s officially-unofficial crew of roughnecks and madmen known Universe-wide as Special Services in lieu of paying for &#8230; accidental damages to a Tynedale/Fujihara mining facility, there&#8217;s no one better to make that assessment. 

And from his point of view, it couldn&#8217;t be more broken. 

But he&#8217;s gonna find out, even if it kills him, because it&#8217;s not just the future of the Universe that doesn&#8217;t make sense, it&#8217;s his whole damn life; being woken up from deep cryosleep &#8211;in a spaceship that technically shouldn&#8217;t exist- and being told that you and the other fourteen people you were found with napped away the last thirty thousand years of Human expansion across the Universe and then being interred for an entire year so you can be grilled non-stop by an increasingly angry Historical Adjutant who fell just shy of actual torture and then being politely told that since you were the only one to not be killed in a rather fantastic and wildly violent, destructive bid for freedom, you get to pay for the umpty-gazillion dollar facility can kind of make a guy feel like something&#8217;s wrong, dreadfully wrong, with everything, everywhere. 

The fact that he has highly specific amnesia about who he is, what he and the other fourteen were doing in the ship, why they were there, how the ship was constructed, well, that only hammers home the whole &#8216;everything is broken&#8217; feeling. But Garth Nickels can sure as hell tell you anything you might ever want to know about the A-Team. Or Bugs Bunny. Or Rob Zombie. But nothing historically significant. 

Well, Garth did his bid in Special Services and made quite a name for himself. Granted, it&#8217;s a name he&#8217;d prefer stay lost to the darkness across The Cordon where he did horrible, awful things in the Trinity AI&#8217;s name, but it&#8217;s a name nonetheless. During that time, the thirty-thousand year old Specter discovered that he not only has the same kind of powers and abilities as those who got killed during their escape, his seem to grow in direct correlation to the threat. He has become a man of strength and speed, of violence and mayhem, and he does not like it. 

But he&#8217;s free now, from the haunting Specter he became, free to hunt for something that he suspects might only be a dream: somewhere out there, in the depths of Trinityspace, there is a ship the equal of the one he and his fourteen cryosleep buddies were discovered in. The dreams tell him there are answers within, and he&#8217;ll do anything at all to find the answers to who he is, and how the future is broken. 
Garth&#8217;s quest takes him to Latelyspace, the last of the Sovereign Systems, thinking the task ahead would be easy. 

How wrong can one man be? 

As it turns out, very. 

Garth's exploits on the Latelian home world of Hospitalis set in motion a chain of events that will have him labeled Foreign Devil before he's done. It'll take every ounce of self-control, patience and luck one Universe-weary ex-Specter can muster, but will it be enough?</description>
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    <pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2020 08:19:31 +0000</pubDate>
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    <itunes:subtitle>SCIENCE FICTION AT IT'S BEST</itunes:subtitle>
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    <itunes:author>Lee Bond</itunes:author>
    <itunes:summary>The future is broken. Garth &#8216;Nickels&#8217; N&#8217;Chalez doesn&#8217;t know how he knows the future is broken, but after being invited to enjoy a ten-year stint in Trinity&#8217;s officially-unofficial crew of roughnecks and madmen known Universe-wide as Special Services in lieu of paying for &#8230; accidental damages to a Tynedale/Fujihara mining facility, there&#8217;s no one better to make that assessment. 

And from his point of view, it couldn&#8217;t be more broken. 

But he&#8217;s gonna find out, even if it kills him, because it&#8217;s not just the future of the Universe that doesn&#8217;t make sense, it&#8217;s his whole damn life; being woken up from deep cryosleep &#8211;in a spaceship that technically shouldn&#8217;t exist- and being told that you and the other fourteen people you were found with napped away the last thirty thousand years of Human expansion across the Universe and then being interred for an entire year so you can be grilled non-stop by an increasingly angry Historical Adjutant who fell just shy of actual torture and then being politely told that since you were the only one to not be killed in a rather fantastic and wildly violent, destructive bid for freedom, you get to pay for the umpty-gazillion dollar facility can kind of make a guy feel like something&#8217;s wrong, dreadfully wrong, with everything, everywhere. 

The fact that he has highly specific amnesia about who he is, what he and the other fourteen were doing in the ship, why they were there, how the ship was constructed, well, that only hammers home the whole &#8216;everything is broken&#8217; feeling. But Garth Nickels can sure as hell tell you anything you might ever want to know about the A-Team. Or Bugs Bunny. Or Rob Zombie. But nothing historically significant. 

Well, Garth did his bid in Special Services and made quite a name for himself. Granted, it&#8217;s a name he&#8217;d prefer stay lost to the darkness across The Cordon where he did horrible, awful things in the Trinity AI&#8217;s name, but it&#8217;s a name nonetheless. During that time, the thirty-thousand year old Specter discovered that he not only has the same kind of powers and abilities as those who got killed during their escape, his seem to grow in direct correlation to the threat. He has become a man of strength and speed, of violence and mayhem, and he does not like it. 

But he&#8217;s free now, from the haunting Specter he became, free to hunt for something that he suspects might only be a dream: somewhere out there, in the depths of Trinityspace, there is a ship the equal of the one he and his fourteen cryosleep buddies were discovered in. The dreams tell him there are answers within, and he&#8217;ll do anything at all to find the answers to who he is, and how the future is broken. 
Garth&#8217;s quest takes him to Latelyspace, the last of the Sovereign Systems, thinking the task ahead would be easy. 

How wrong can one man be? 

As it turns out, very. 

Garth's exploits on the Latelian home world of Hospitalis set in motion a chain of events that will have him labeled Foreign Devil before he's done. It'll take every ounce of self-control, patience and luck one Universe-weary ex-Specter can muster, but will it be enough?</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 7: Day One, Livin' It Up In the Hotel Hospitalis Part 2</title>
      <description>&lt;img src=&quot;https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/8e/94/f4/leecrbond/3000x3000_10291875.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;itunes pic&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;in our last episode, our hero, Garth Nickels N'chalez, finally makes planetfall on hospitalis. he is confronted with a world seemingly dipped in chrome, a metal-coated megacity that rivals anything he's ever seen. 

preparing to leave, Garth promises Huey -who still worries that he's never going to see his boss again, or that the latelian security measures might drive him mad- that he will return, and often, because the specter realizes that without AI assistance, things might not go very smoothly for him. 

stay tuned for the next episode of Day One: livin' it up in the hotel hospitalis</description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2015 19:35:54 +0000</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Lee Bond</dc:creator>
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      <itunes:summary>in our last episode, our hero, Garth Nickels N'chalez, finally makes planetfall on hospitalis. he is confronted with a world seemingly dipped in chrome, a metal-coated megacity that rivals anything he's ever seen. 

preparing to leave, Garth promises Huey -who still worries that he's never going to see his boss again, or that the latelian security measures might drive him mad- that he will return, and often, because the specter realizes that without AI assistance, things might not go very smoothly for him. 

stay tuned for the next episode of Day One: livin' it up in the hotel hospitalis</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>in our last episode, our hero, Garth Nickels N'chalez, finally makes planetfall on hospitalis. he...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Episode 7: Day One, Livin' It Up In the Hotel Hospitalis Part 1</title>
      <description>&lt;img src=&quot;https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/8e/94/f4/leecrbond/3000x3000_10291875.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;itunes pic&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;in our last episode, our hero, Garth Nickels nchalez discovers -to his delight- that he is, in fact, going to register for the game, if only to make it easier for him to come into contact with the latelian's 'box'. confiding in Huey that he doesn't care one way or another if the box in their historical museum is the real one because he's more than willing to blow stuff up to get to what he wants, Garth begins preparing for his 'mission'. 

Huey's misgivings continue to grow. 

stay tuned for Day ONe; Livin' it up in the hotel hospitalis</description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2015 14:47:44 +0000</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2015-03-16</dcterms:modified>
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      <dc:creator>Lee Bond</dc:creator>
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      <itunes:duration>580</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:order>2</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>in our last episode, our hero, Garth Nickels nchalez discovers -to his delight- that he is, in fact, going to register for the game, if only to make it easier for him to come into contact with the latelian's 'box'. confiding in Huey that he doesn't care one way or another if the box in their historical museum is the real one because he's more than willing to blow stuff up to get to what he wants, Garth begins preparing for his 'mission'. 

Huey's misgivings continue to grow. 

stay tuned for Day ONe; Livin' it up in the hotel hospitalis</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>in our last episode, our hero, Garth Nickels nchalez discovers -to his delight- that he is, in fa...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Episode 6: Entering Latelyspace Part 2</title>
      <description>&lt;img src=&quot;https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/8e/94/f4/leecrbond/3000x3000_10291875.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;itunes pic&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;in our last episode, our hero, Garth Nickels finds himself finally underway towards Hospitalis, though with ... concerns for his AI pal Huey, himself, and the nature of the game. Huey has his own concerns, too, and as freshly freed AI mind, they're very serious; will he go mad before he helps Garth find this missing ship, or will Garth himself prove he's capable of destroying one of his only allies in the attempt?

only time will tell. stay tuned for 'Entering Latelyspace&quot; part 2</description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2015 01:03:47 +0000</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2015-03-06</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2015-03-06</dcterms:created>
      <link>https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/leecrbond/episodes/2015-03-05T17_03_47-08_00</link>
      <dc:creator>Lee Bond</dc:creator>
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      <enclosure url="https://leecrbond.podomatic.com/enclosure/2015-03-05T17_03_47-08_00.mp3" length="10391698" type="audio/mpeg"/>
      <itunes:duration>865</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>3</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>in our last episode, our hero, Garth Nickels finds himself finally underway towards Hospitalis, though with ... concerns for his AI pal Huey, himself, and the nature of the game. Huey has his own concerns, too, and as freshly freed AI mind, they're very serious; will he go mad before he helps Garth find this missing ship, or will Garth himself prove he's capable of destroying one of his only allies in the attempt?

only time will tell. stay tuned for 'Entering Latelyspace&quot; part 2</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>in our last episode, our hero, Garth Nickels finds himself finally underway towards Hospitalis, t...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Episode 6: Entering Latelyspace Part 1 </title>
      <description>&lt;img src=&quot;https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/8e/94/f4/leecrbond/3000x3000_10291875.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;itunes pic&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Having acquired the location of the ship he searches for, our hero, Garth Nickels, has finally entered the mysterious and dangerous system known as Latelyspace.

Confronted with the very real possibility that he's overstepped before even getting underway, Garth has to deal with the fact that SOMETHING in the system has already put him on edge, worse than he's ever felt before. And Huey? Well, Huey's ALSO acting strange. 

Permitted to enter the system only if he's a participant in a hitherto unknown 'Game', Garth lies through his teeth, intending to skip any involvement in this 'Game' the moment he lands on the Planet Hospitalis...

What could go wrong?</description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2015 01:02:46 +0000</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2015-02-26</dcterms:modified>
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      <dc:creator>Lee Bond</dc:creator>
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      <itunes:duration>1140</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>4</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>Having acquired the location of the ship he searches for, our hero, Garth Nickels, has finally entered the mysterious and dangerous system known as Latelyspace.

Confronted with the very real possibility that he's overstepped before even getting underway, Garth has to deal with the fact that SOMETHING in the system has already put him on edge, worse than he's ever felt before. And Huey? Well, Huey's ALSO acting strange. 

Permitted to enter the system only if he's a participant in a hitherto unknown 'Game', Garth lies through his teeth, intending to skip any involvement in this 'Game' the moment he lands on the Planet Hospitalis...

What could go wrong?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Having acquired the location of the ship he searches for, our hero, Garth Nickels, has finally en...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Episode 5: A Few Days Later Part 2</title>
      <description>&lt;img src=&quot;https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/8e/94/f4/leecrbond/3000x3000_10291875.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;itunes pic&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;in the last episode, we learned that Garth Nickels has a ... fluid attitude towards ownership and legal possession of items, as well as a deep and abiding loathing for both his ship, his AI, and the civilian world overall. 

beyond that, we discover that his vastly expensive AI mind is both stupid and incapable of the fairly simple task of hunting for a needle in a universe of needles, forcing GArth to undertake a task that is dangerous in the extreme.

</description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2015 00:17:16 +0000</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2015-02-20</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2015-02-20</dcterms:created>
      <link>https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/leecrbond/episodes/2015-02-19T16_17_16-08_00</link>
      <dc:creator>Lee Bond</dc:creator>
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      <itunes:duration>881</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>5</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>in the last episode, we learned that Garth Nickels has a ... fluid attitude towards ownership and legal possession of items, as well as a deep and abiding loathing for both his ship, his AI, and the civilian world overall. 

beyond that, we discover that his vastly expensive AI mind is both stupid and incapable of the fairly simple task of hunting for a needle in a universe of needles, forcing GArth to undertake a task that is dangerous in the extreme.

</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>in the last episode, we learned that Garth Nickels has a ... fluid attitude towards ownership and...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Episode 5: A Few Days Later Part 1</title>
      <description>&lt;img src=&quot;https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/8e/94/f4/leecrbond/3000x3000_10291875.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;itunes pic&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Freshly started on his quest after the hi-jinks on Tenerek, Garth 'Nickels' N'Chalez seeks to begin his quest properly. 

But before he can do so, he's presented with an unexpected ... wrinkle ... to his plans, forcing him to take matters into his own hands...</description>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2015 22:15:27 +0000</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2015-02-15</dcterms:modified>
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      <dc:creator>Lee Bond</dc:creator>
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      <itunes:duration>1259</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>6</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>Freshly started on his quest after the hi-jinks on Tenerek, Garth 'Nickels' N'Chalez seeks to begin his quest properly. 

But before he can do so, he's presented with an unexpected ... wrinkle ... to his plans, forcing him to take matters into his own hands...</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Freshly started on his quest after the hi-jinks on Tenerek, Garth 'Nickels' N'Chalez seeks to beg...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Episode 4B: Interrogation Room Continued</title>
      <description>&lt;img src=&quot;https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/8e/94/f4/leecrbond/3000x3000_10291875.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;itunes pic&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wherein we learn the truth behind Garth's shenanigans on Tenerek, and what he plans on doing with his spare time.

HINT: it doesn't involve relaxing</description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2015 12:26:20 +0000</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2015-02-15</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2015-02-13</dcterms:created>
      <link>https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/leecrbond/episodes/2015-02-13T04_26_20-08_00</link>
      <dc:creator>Lee Bond</dc:creator>
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      <itunes:duration>1187</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>7</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>Wherein we learn the truth behind Garth's shenanigans on Tenerek, and what he plans on doing with his spare time.

HINT: it doesn't involve relaxing</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Wherein we learn the truth behind Garth's shenanigans on Tenerek, and what he plans on doing with...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Episode 4A: Interrogation Room</title>
      <description>&lt;img src=&quot;https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/8e/94/f4/leecrbond/3000x3000_10291875.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;itunes pic&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Garth 'Nickels' N'Chalez learns who was directly responsible for the day's events, and why.</description>
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      <comments>https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/leecrbond/episodes/2015-02-10T10_22_08-08_00</comments>
      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2015 18:22:08 +0000</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2015-02-10</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2015-02-10</dcterms:created>
      <link>https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/leecrbond/episodes/2015-02-10T10_22_08-08_00</link>
      <dc:creator>Lee Bond</dc:creator>
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      <enclosure url="https://leecrbond.podomatic.com/enclosure/2015-02-10T10_22_08-08_00.mp3" length="14684325" type="audio/mpeg"/>
      <itunes:duration>1222</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>8</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>Garth 'Nickels' N'Chalez learns who was directly responsible for the day's events, and why.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Garth 'Nickels' N'Chalez learns who was directly responsible for the day's events, and why.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Episode 3: Lockup</title>
      <description>&lt;img src=&quot;https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/8e/94/f4/leecrbond/3000x3000_10291875.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;itunes pic&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Our hero, Garth Nickels, spends some quality time in Lockup with Seteven aka Steve, wherein we learn a little more about his improbable origins and the strange life he's led since waking up 30,000 into a future he absolutely despises.</description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2015 00:46:42 +0000</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Lee Bond</dc:creator>
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      <itunes:duration>1902</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>Our hero, Garth Nickels, spends some quality time in Lockup with Seteven aka Steve, wherein we learn a little more about his improbable origins and the strange life he's led since waking up 30,000 into a future he absolutely despises.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Our hero, Garth Nickels, spends some quality time in Lockup with Seteven aka Steve, wherein we le...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Episode Two: Booking</title>
      <description>&lt;img src=&quot;https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/8e/94/f4/leecrbond/3000x3000_10291875.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;itunes pic&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Garth 'Nickels' N'Chalez is processed into Arturii, for crimes including bus-napping, willful destruction of property, and illegal entry onto the planet. </description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2015 01:50:29 +0000</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Lee Bond</dc:creator>
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      <itunes:duration>445</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:order>10</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>Garth 'Nickels' N'Chalez is processed into Arturii, for crimes including bus-napping, willful destruction of property, and illegal entry onto the planet. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Garth 'Nickels' N'Chalez is processed into Arturii, for crimes including bus-napping, willful des...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Episode 1</title>
      <description>&lt;img src=&quot;https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/8e/94/f4/leecrbond/3000x3000_10291875.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;itunes pic&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The future is broken. Garth &#8216;Nickels&#8217; N&#8217;Chalez doesn&#8217;t know how he knows the future is broken, but after being invited to enjoy a ten-year stint in Trinity&#8217;s officially-unofficial crew of roughnecks and madmen known Universe-wide as Special Services in lieu of paying for &#8230; accidental damages to a Tynedale/Fujihara mining facility, there&#8217;s no one better to make that assessment.

And from his point of view, it couldn&#8217;t be more broken.

But he&#8217;s gonna find out, even if it kills him, because it&#8217;s not just the future of the Universe that doesn&#8217;t make sense, it&#8217;s his whole damn life; being woken up from deep cryosleep &#8211;in a spaceship that technically shouldn&#8217;t exist- and being told that you and the other fourteen people you were found with napped away the last thirty thousand years of Human expansion across the Universe and then being interred for an entire year so you can be grilled non-stop by an increasingly angry Historical Adjutant who fell just shy of actual torture and then being politely told that since you were the only one to not be killed in a rather fantastic and wildly violent, destructive bid for freedom, you get to pay for the umpty-gazillion dollar facility can kind of make a guy feel like something&#8217;s wrong, dreadfully wrong, with everything, everywhere.

The fact that he has highly specific amnesia about who he is, what he and the other fourteen were doing in the ship, why they were there, how the ship was constructed, well, that only hammers home the whole &#8216;everything is broken&#8217; feeling. But Garth Nickels can sure as hell tell you anything you might ever want to know about the A-Team. Or Bugs Bunny. Or Rob Zombie. But nothing historically significant.

Well, Garth did his bid in Special Services and made quite a name for himself. Granted, it&#8217;s a name he&#8217;d prefer stay lost to the darkness across The Cordon where he did horrible, awful things in the Trinity AI&#8217;s name, but it&#8217;s a name nonetheless. During that time, the thirty-thousand year old Specter discovered that he not only has the same kind of powers and abilities as those who got killed during their escape, his seem to grow in direct correlation to the threat. He has become a man of strength and speed, of violence and mayhem, and he does not like it.

But he&#8217;s free now, from the haunting Specter he became, free to hunt for something that he suspects might only be a dream: somewhere out there, in the depths of Trinityspace, there is a ship the equal of the one he and his fourteen cryosleep buddies were discovered in. The dreams tell him there are answers within, and he&#8217;ll do anything at all to find the answers to who he is, and how the future is broken. 
Garth&#8217;s quest takes him to Latelyspace, the last of the Sovereign Systems, thinking the task ahead would be easy.

How wrong can one man be?

As it turns out, very.

Garth's exploits on the Latelian home world of Hospitalis set in motion a chain of events that will have him labeled Foreign Devil before he's done. It'll take every ounce of self-control, patience and luck one Universe-weary ex-Specter can muster, but will it be enough?


IF YOU'D LIKE TO READ THIS AMAZING STORY ALONG WITH THE BOOKCAST, PLEASE, GO HERE:

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004YX91GS

OR HERE

https://play.google.com/store/books/details/Lee_Bond_Foreign_Devil?id=yokdBgAAQBAJ&amp;hl=en</description>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2015 23:51:29 +0000</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2015-01-26</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2015-01-25</dcterms:created>
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      <dc:creator>Lee Bond</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>artificial,science,space,travel,fiction,intelligence,foreign,devil</itunes:keywords>
      <enclosure url="https://leecrbond.podomatic.com/enclosure/2015-01-25T15_51_29-08_00.mp3" length="28597348" type="audio/mpeg"/>
      <itunes:duration>1191</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>11</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>The future is broken. Garth &#8216;Nickels&#8217; N&#8217;Chalez doesn&#8217;t know how he knows the future is broken, but after being invited to enjoy a ten-year stint in Trinity&#8217;s officially-unofficial crew of roughnecks and madmen known Universe-wide as Special Services in lieu of paying for &#8230; accidental damages to a Tynedale/Fujihara mining facility, there&#8217;s no one better to make that assessment.

And from his point of view, it couldn&#8217;t be more broken.

But he&#8217;s gonna find out, even if it kills him, because it&#8217;s not just the future of the Universe that doesn&#8217;t make sense, it&#8217;s his whole damn life; being woken up from deep cryosleep &#8211;in a spaceship that technically shouldn&#8217;t exist- and being told that you and the other fourteen people you were found with napped away the last thirty thousand years of Human expansion across the Universe and then being interred for an entire year so you can be grilled non-stop by an increasingly angry Historical Adjutant who fell just shy of actual torture and then being politely told that since you were the only one to not be killed in a rather fantastic and wildly violent, destructive bid for freedom, you get to pay for the umpty-gazillion dollar facility can kind of make a guy feel like something&#8217;s wrong, dreadfully wrong, with everything, everywhere.

The fact that he has highly specific amnesia about who he is, what he and the other fourteen were doing in the ship, why they were there, how the ship was constructed, well, that only hammers home the whole &#8216;everything is broken&#8217; feeling. But Garth Nickels can sure as hell tell you anything you might ever want to know about the A-Team. Or Bugs Bunny. Or Rob Zombie. But nothing historically significant.

Well, Garth did his bid in Special Services and made quite a name for himself. Granted, it&#8217;s a name he&#8217;d prefer stay lost to the darkness across The Cordon where he did horrible, awful things in the Trinity AI&#8217;s name, but it&#8217;s a name nonetheless. During that time, the thirty-thousand year old Specter discovered that he not only has the same kind of powers and abilities as those who got killed during their escape, his seem to grow in direct correlation to the threat. He has become a man of strength and speed, of violence and mayhem, and he does not like it.

But he&#8217;s free now, from the haunting Specter he became, free to hunt for something that he suspects might only be a dream: somewhere out there, in the depths of Trinityspace, there is a ship the equal of the one he and his fourteen cryosleep buddies were discovered in. The dreams tell him there are answers within, and he&#8217;ll do anything at all to find the answers to who he is, and how the future is broken. 
Garth&#8217;s quest takes him to Latelyspace, the last of the Sovereign Systems, thinking the task ahead would be easy.

How wrong can one man be?

As it turns out, very.

Garth's exploits on the Latelian home world of Hospitalis set in motion a chain of events that will have him labeled Foreign Devil before he's done. It'll take every ounce of self-control, patience and luck one Universe-weary ex-Specter can muster, but will it be enough?


IF YOU'D LIKE TO READ THIS AMAZING STORY ALONG WITH THE BOOKCAST, PLEASE, GO HERE:

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004YX91GS

OR HERE

https://play.google.com/store/books/details/Lee_Bond_Foreign_Devil?id=yokdBgAAQBAJ&amp;hl=en</itunes:summary>
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